Halo (All I Play Oh)

So this may or may not be my scrounging for something to post.  I’ve been saving this little gem for some time, and while I originally only had an mp3 for it, now I’ve got a video.  Which makes it that much better.

For your earstalk love. <3

Also, lyrics if you’re interested.

Come to decide other games that I tried
Were not enough to waste my time on
I don’t really see why you’d play C O D
And Fallout 3 felt so contrived
Don’t understand why you’d play Rock Band
Cause there’s just one game that I get high on
Play it all the time, its gaming redefined
Copied it to my hard drive

Halo, this is all I play oh
I got my Halo
This is all I play oh

I always know when my ammo is low
And a fast reloads what I rely on
On a killing spree, no ones as good as me
Through the campaign and I haven’t died
Come to believe that I’m better than Steve
When we play split screen he gets his cry on
No ones beating me, challenge is what I need
Bet I would rule on X-Box Live

Halo, this is all I play oh
One-player Halo
This is all I play oh

The more I talk, the taunts I throw
The more I let my ego grow
Halo
Woah oh

Conquered single-player so lets go online for Slayer
And we’ll go toe to toe
I’ll obliterate you and you’ll see me desecrate you
When I teabag you slow
I’m a Banshee lover so you better run for cover
But there’s nowhere to go
Play on Legendary baby I’m so good its scary
Man, you don’t even know

Who would have known that I would get owned
When I took my game on X-Box Live
Sword made of energy
Whoops, now its killing me
Two glowing blades are stuck inside
Everyone here makes me cower in fear
Maybe I should just go run and hide
What a lousy spawn
Don’t know whats going on
My every kill has been denied

Halo, this is all I play oh
I suck at Halo
Listen what I say oh

The more I play the less I know
The more I realize I blow at Halo
Woah oh

Getting killed in Slayer and it looks like single-player
Set the bar way too low
Now my fate is sealed, I’ve run out of Bubble Shield
And there’s nowhere to go
Losing on Valhalla to guy dual-wielding Maulers
Cause I move way too slow
Run through with their blades, getting stuck with the grenades
That explode with a glow

I said hey, hey yeah, oh yeah
Wheres my friends now
Hey, hey yeah, oh yeah
Cant this end now

Running from a Banshee up above they always see me
Cause I’m slow down below
Flounder on Foundation then I die on Desolation
Where there’s no Carney Hole
Killed by a grenade from a kid in the third grade
Well, he sounds ten years old
Reputations shattered but it kind of doesn’t matter
From now on, I play alone

I said hey, oh yeah, oh yeah
I’m so dead now
Hey, yeah yeah, oh yeah

For those of you unfamiliar with the song this is based on, it’s Snow (Hey Oh) by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.  I love parody.

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3 thoughts on “Halo (All I Play Oh)

  1. That’s so awesome! did you make that parody yourself? I’ve made a couple of my own parodies, “Cheese”, off the song “Speed”, and “Kick A Squirrel”, off the song “Kiss A Girl”. Country music is what my parents listen to, so I have to work with what I’m given, but it is sooo fun to parody.

    • Ha! I am not nearly this talented. I’m not entirely sure where the parody started, but it’s EVERYWHERE.

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